manywinged:

i’m so glad the venom movies are “bad” because if they were “good” i’d have to sit through 20 mcu inspired setups for generic one-liners more painful than passing a kidney stone a minute and attempts to make tom hardy as eddie brock a neatly packaged clean shaven suit and tie sex symbol that only serve to do the opposite. instead i get the most hilariously earnest attempts to portray whatever the equivalent of a ‘like an old married couple’ relationship between a sweaty neurotic mess of a man and every monster fucker’s dream of an alien slime that is also used for illustrative purposes when you look up the definition of 'bastard’ in the dictionary is and i couldn’t be happier.