Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades…
Hades: HMMM…. I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?
Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!
Hades: TSCH…. SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN…. THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.
Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?
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