Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades...

Hades: HMMM.... I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?

Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!

Hades: TSCH.... SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN.... THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.

Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?

Zagreus: