timemachineyeah:

max1461:

dajo42:

dajo42:

worst part of the mario movie is gonna be right before the third act when they arbitrarily have mario and luigi fall out and luigis gonna say “thats not very super of you, mario” and walk away into the rain and mario is gonna be like “luigi wait” and then toad is gonna shake his head sadly and follow luigi and yoshi is gonna be the only one still there and mario is gonna be like “can you believe those guys” and yoshi will just look at him like 😕 and mario will be like “yeah… yeah youre right” then its gonna hard cut to like, a tonally completely opposite scene of bowser freaking out about an aspect of his plan that is experiencing delays because somebody accidentally stomped on the goomba who was in charge of it and that will be the only actual reference to the way mario works except for jokes about mushrooms and fire flowers until the finale when mario starts swinging bowser by the tail in the final fight and then luigi grabs on and starts helping too and they both nod with the dreamworks face

oh actually nvm. the worst part will be when they distract a chain chomp with a dog treat

I HATE YYOU ALL FUCK FUCK FUCK

I feel like I should be keeping a collection of these so I can keep score and award people points when the movie comes out but to do that I’d have to actually watch it