396:

hey there, you’ve arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

• are you thirty? have a sip!
• are you hungry? have a spack!
• have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
• are you stick? purt your indies!
• do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
• are you tired? break your togs!
• do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
• are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)