nothing marvel ever does or aspires to do will ever be as cinematic as “i’m a great cool”

marvel wont even give a decent found family. oh you wanna say the avengers are a team? where is the scene where they sit outside talking about their dreams and aspirations while eggs fall on them and then one of them admits to having created an immortal dog

mcu: gets a hard-on by licking the military’s boots

hlvrai: kills every member of the us military except for the one guy who left early to watch irategamer videos

mcu has been suspiciously silent on the great chuck e cheese debate hmm

“who is the strongest avenger” bubby could and would kill them all. he probably already has