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explaining the characters but badly

Gordon Freeman – Human - Protagonist

-Lives in the Human village 

-Before the Resonance Cascade, he never really knew exactly how to fight (??) 

-Trains with Reimu (Shooting, bombs, aiming, etc.) and Marisa (flying and dodging) at the Hakurei Shrine (Other than that Reimu and Marisa don’t show up because um. This isn’t about them.)

-Not a youkai exterminator though he does dislike most of them 

Darnold Pepper – Human – Side protag kind of?? He doesn’t follow along with Gordon but still helps

-Lives in the Human village, but spends most of his time working at Kourindou, except he doesn’t really work there (since there’s not really any work that needs to be done), he just has a place somewhere where he makes potions n such

-Does not interact with Benrey until after Gordon defeated him 

-Helped Gordon with his gun arm before he was off to go find Benrey 

Forzen – Some kind of youkai (I'mmmmm allowed to say this because Hong Meiling is a youkai but its not clear what kind) - First stage boss

-Guard ig for Benrey’s kingdom thing  ? Xen  

-Still loyal to Benrey even after he was defeated by Gordon, not-quite-bad-guy-but-not-quite-good-guy type thing going on or something. Basically a pointless grudge against everyone but Benrey 

-He’s sorta based off of Hong Meiling I really don’t know what to do with him sorry 

Harold P. Coomer – Ghost – Second stage boss

-Hangs out at the Nameless hill or near Hakugyokurou idk what he does

-Body is buried underneath the Nameless hill (epic reference to “there’s nothing out there”)

-Attachment to the world is the grudge against his ex-wife, but not a very vengeful spirit, more of a lost one 

-Meets Bubby during the Xen invasion 

Dr. Bubby – Lunarian – Third stage boss

-Banished/Fled to Earth during the Lunar War 

-Hangs around Bamboo Forest of the Lost near Eientei sometimes, not really sure where he actually lives though 

-Spends his time studying the Otherworlds, self-proclaimed “Doctor” 

-Showed great interest in whatever Xen was, so he easily joined Benrey’s side 

-Coomer is his favorite (so awesome)

Tommy Coolatta – Oni – Fourth stage boss

-Used to live in the Ancient City, but later moved to the Human village disguised as a human (before Resonance Cascade) 

-Is either gullible and easy to trick, or cautious and clever. He joined Benrey’s side after being convinced that Gordon was the enemy.

-After the issue was solved, he returned to being friends with Gordon, forgave Benrey, and also became friends with him. 

-Less competitive and doesn’t drink saké like the other oni 

-Likes to hang out with Darnold over at Kourindou

-Sunkist lives with him in the Human village and helps protect people

Benrey – Amanojaku - Main antagonist - Final stage boss

-Rules over Xen and attempted to merge Xen with Gensokyo with help from G-man, causing a disruption and alien invasion near the Human village 

-Was able to deceive/convince/whatever Tommy, Bubby, and Coomer into being on his side

-His sweet voice is used as bullets and sounds like the ZUNpet

G-man – Half-human half-youkai, sort of a god – Side antagonist - Extra stage boss

-Gave Benrey the power to somewhat merge Xen and Gensokyo 

-Idk what else he does I don’t feel like thinking