Wasn't there a fucking post going around of them distribuiting it to about 1000 cinemas? They made 85$ per cinema on average?

That’s low enough that I’d believe that all of that come from people that accidentally bought the wrong ticket and teens looking for a private room to get to third base in.

If they only distributed it to 1000 cinemas, and only made $85000, and therefore made $85 per cinema, that means they sold less than 10 tickets per cinema (assuming tickets are more than $8.50).

Hysterically terrible performance this is the best thing I've heard all week