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ID: A series of Google Slides with the default theme. The intro slide simply says come watch hlvrai, we got: end IDALT
HELLO, Gor-. The first image is of Dr Coomer, a scientist in a white labcoat. There are bullet points next to him: Extremely broken AI Tutorial character Was supposed to die early in the game, but failed to do so, and tries to initiate that cutscene repeatedly Is a cyborg with over 300 clones Actress is a trans woman Gordon, titty boob huge fuck. End Dr Coomer IDALT
Look at me. Bitch. The second character slide is of Bubby, an older-looking fellow who works alongside Dr Coomer. He is sitting on the ground with his back to the wall. His bullet points read: Perfect lifeform experiment An asshole Doesn't have a gender Is hostile towards the protagonist pretty much the whole time He even betrays the protag Is forgiven anyway His partner in crime is not Take that, you damnable bitch End Bubby IDALT
Soda Stan. The third slide is of Tommy Coolatta, a 36-year-old with black hair and similar features to that of Gman. The bullet points are as follows: Incredibly smart but also very childish Has read every Wikipedia article ever Created an immortal dog and named it after soda Has lil propeller hat :) Knew the antagonist beforehand and may still be friends with him after everything I don't know, I'm an orphan, but I have a dog! End Tommy IDALT
You're more perfect... than two mint juleps on a hot summer evening! Next is a PNG of a beautiful, serene golden retriever. Her points are The perfect dog Immortal Can fly somehow Can sing (something called "Sweet Voice") Named after soda Good dog <3 End Sunkist IDALT
gayass. Next is a guard in a biker helmet with a bullet-proof vest and purple-blue sweater on underneath. He is shorter than the camera. Security guard working in Black Mesa Constantly asks for credentials Not human, like, at all Speaks in Sweet Voice™ One step below immortal Violates the laws of nature every day of his life Apparently he was in the Tumblr Sexyman showdown??? I'm a great cool. I like everything. I feel a good but you make me angry. End Ben ree IDALT
Next is a soldier covered in blood. He is not facing the camera. college burnout he just wants to graduate. member of the us military used to be friends with gayass is inexplicably fluent in French kidnaps a dog DISPEL THE RUMOR wait hold on End Four xen IDALT
Now here we have a skeleton very close to the camera. Its eye level with the camera. The heading reads "you". whenever gayass (ben ree) dies THE SKELETON APPEARS good trusted member of society also speaks Sweet Voice™ affiliate of gayass (ben ree) can activate the intercom by singing GORDON FREEMAN. YOU ARE WANTED FOR PASSPORT INSPECTION. End skeleton IDALT
dad. pictured Gman from Half Life in blue lighting, cowboy shot. His mouth is open awkwardly. His bullet points, Can stop time Has been omnipotently watching the whole time Has a son Motivations unclear afraid of gayass (ben ree) Throws a party i cant think of a good quote end Gman IDALT
Finally, we have Gordon Freeman himself. He is sitting at a table in a restaurant, looking at something to the left of the camera. tired™. good god let him rest protagonist the "straight" man trying very hard to keep himself and the Team alive but they're not making that easy gets betrayed by two of his friends and dismembered GUN ARM GUN ARM End Gordon ID, and image ID in general.ALT
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