Not a huge fan of tumblr reinventing the classic “if this gets 50k likes my parents will take us to Disneyland” style of post, except with perhaps the even more insulting goal of getting someone to “practice self care”
We’re about six months away from one of the more amoral clout chasers on here realizing that a post saying “if this gets to 100k before the end of the year I won’t kill myself” would do numbers
I will kill myself on Dec 31 2022 unless this post reaches 100k, in which case I will kill someone else instead
If this post gets to 100k, I will kill everyone who reblogged it.









