onion-souls:

Also, Stinky Pete was objectively correct. If I’m waiting in a box for half a century with only a clinically depressed doll and a toy horse with horse intelligence (?), mere days from going to a Japanese Toy Museum, you are not fucking that up for me. I am on the verge of being friends with Char Aznable and Kamen Rider and a wall of Lum Invader figurines, I will cut your goddamn throat with a pickaxe, fuck you, your owner sold you at an auction, I don’t buy your made up cope about a chicken man stealing you