He’s a loser he’s a Disney adult he let his friends steal CDs from Barnes and Nobles he’s like if God breathed life into a pipe cleaner he’s got a jawline that could cut glass he’s got more game than everyone in his band combined and he looks like the dictionary definition of poor little meow meow he bought a tarantula and he’s afraid of spiders he likes stephen king he comitted literal crimes for concert tickets he’s a lesbian his bass is glittery he’s painfully shy but made out with a girl on every street corner in nyc do you understand me










