gordon will always be the funniest character in hlvrai. he’s just some guy that probably cheated his way through high school english and has WASP mom levels of anxiety who’s been thrown head first into the apocalypse. his only companions are people who could not mesh worse with his personality if they tried. He Probably Has A Pokemon Card Collection.
gordon is a wannabe twitch streamer who doesnt know how to put this pants on properly and has suddenly taken on all the responsibility of a kindergarten teacher in hell. this man has a gamestop rewards card and a reddit account













