telltaletypist:

hiveswap:

madam-melon-meow:

telltaletypist:

homestuck is an existential horror comic bc “we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models” is an utterly bone chilling concept

“Your ex’s abusive dad” leaves out the semi relevant fact that she dated an alternate half bird ghost version of the person whose dad we’re talking about. Also he later fuses to a cat themed alien’s ghost and becomes nonbinary

#THIS IS LEAVING OUT THAT HES ALSO HIS BROTHER WTF????#homestuck#how did that not get brought up i dont understand

look we could literally be here all day with this. the cat themed alien lived in a cave and hunted giant monsters for food, was best friends with a fascist with a horse fetish, got beaten to death by an evil clown, and had an ancestor who was the disciple to alien jesus