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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

  • Top Surgery
  • Bottom Surgery
  • Witch Encounters (one per century)
  • Killed By Greg
  • Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
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Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

  • Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)
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  29. wizard-council-bureaucrat posted this
    Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:... Top Surgery
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