Posted on Tuesday, July 20, 2021 with 105069 Notes

itsbenedict:

etirabys:

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

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Posted on Friday, December 30, 2016 with 268903 Notes

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

#šŸ¤” #cant argue with this
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