WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
| Me, coffee person: | can I take ur order? |
| Any customer over the age of 55: | I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee. |
| Me, again: | ok what size do you w- |
| Grandpa again: | LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
