Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2023 with 66993 Notes
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Posted on Monday, November 14, 2022 with 14487 Notes

fucklestat:

louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donezetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?

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Posted on Tuesday, November 08, 2022 with 57311 Notes

terribleadventuresdotcom:

jaubaius:

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

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Posted on Monday, October 24, 2022 with 27138 Notes

ayellowbirds:

do-you-have-a-flag:

nonbinarybriarmoss:

ok excuse me but w h a t

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for context for those unaware of why this is particularly funny

ABSOLUPLEY INCREDIBLE.

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Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2022 with 76473 Notes

barillapasta:

snake-fingers:

snake-fingers:

List of numbers I hate

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If you use these numbers fuck you

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I’m going to shatter you into a gongulquideus pieces for defending these SludgeNumbers

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge mussols. i mean some serious bibols. a real set of bibbols. packin some geegols. massive goosextols. big ol’ gongulquideus. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger double-hyper-godkubikgathors. humongous tethracross-turreted-dustaculated-tethracubors.

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Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2022 with 20709 Notes
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Posted on Sunday, April 03, 2022 with 18798 Notes

hoebius:

gay eminem moodboard

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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2022 with 55045 Notes
thewisestwizards:
“Check out my brutal new Mortal Kombat bookends.
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thewisestwizards:

Check out my brutal new Mortal Kombat bookends.

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Posted on Friday, February 18, 2022 with 122039 Notes

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

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Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2022 with 130851 Notes

death-420:

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.