sometimes you need someone to be rude but in a nice way. this is what having a rival is.
nice person: ^_^ hey you’ve been asleep for a while now would you like to get up maybe? it’s ok if you don’t
me: zzzzzzzz
rival: do you plan on sleeping all day or are you going to get up so i can defeat you already
me: >:) i was just pretending to be sleepy so you’d let your guard down i’m actually very awake right now and very strong
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
