Gunshots are a sound nobody ever really gets used to.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
Gunshots are a sound nobody ever really gets used to.
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
You don’t know how much I needed this
Person A, noticeably disheveled as they enter the room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff
Person B, also disheveled and grinning smugly: I’m stuff
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
