Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2023 with 520299 Notes

grawly:

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

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Posted on Tuesday, November 08, 2022 with 103974 Notes

vapboy:

vapboy:

leviathan-the-boy:

depsidase:

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it says the actual flavour right here :/

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

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Posted on Sunday, July 10, 2022 with 17946 Notes

cubewaano:

ratsofftoya:

cubewaano:

ratsofftoya:

cubewaano:

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

okay

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Posted on Friday, May 13, 2022 with 3116 Notes
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Posted on Thursday, May 12, 2022 with 187845 Notes
dunsalien:
“shittymoviedetails:
“In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the...

dunsalien:

shittymoviedetails:

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

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Posted on Monday, May 09, 2022 with 27366 Notes
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Posted on Wednesday, May 04, 2022 with 63160 Notes

cabybapa:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2022 with 20971 Notes

sipnet:

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I’m fucking sippy juice

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Posted on Tuesday, August 31, 2021 with 74622 Notes
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Posted on Sunday, July 11, 2021 with 176179 Notes

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

- Anonymous
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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.