pasdecoeur:
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
ash-and-starlight:
Sometimes a monarchy is just a gay guy and his emotional support mean lesbians
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
