Posted on Monday, February 27, 2023 with 42596 Notes

sapphling:

sapphling:

my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell

i love seeing every reblog on this post because virgins inevitably tag it like “this is FREAK BEHAVIOR why would you EVER POST THIS it’s DISGUSTING” and people who fuck tag it like “hell yeah. kinda hot”

#nsfw text
Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2022 with 64200 Notes

graynard:

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

#nsfw text
Posted on Friday, November 11, 2022 with 94764 Notes

ravenkinnie:

ravenkinnie:

when you’re reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

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I’m really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes

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Posted on Saturday, August 20, 2022 with 130210 Notes

heycrabman:

mariamlovesyou:

OK I’m in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

#nsfw text
Posted on Monday, August 15, 2022 with 22810 Notes

petscop:

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MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#the fuck report #oh shit 😏 #nsfw text
Posted on Wednesday, June 01, 2022 with 88567 Notes

heavenlyres:

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

#nsfw text
Posted on Friday, May 13, 2022 with 173353 Notes
kidzbopdeathgrips:
“ kidzbopdeathgrips:
“ pissvortex:
“ groovycolorknightlawyer:
“ pissvortex:
“wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
”
Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?
”
no thanks
”
outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it ”
my identity has...

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

pissvortex:

groovycolorknightlawyer:

pissvortex:

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

#nsfw text
Posted on Sunday, April 04, 2021 with 10661 Notes

chilewithcarnage:

jaaake:

when he wants to cumswap after he’s busted in your mouth

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Posted on Tuesday, August 25, 2015 with 266528 Notes

oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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#omfg #nsfw text
icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.