person A: i dare you to marry me
person B: ….i’m not going to fall for that
person A: then i win
person B: what? hell no. i’m going to marry the crap out of you right away! let me check if there’s someone free to marry us. you just think you can win like that? hell no-
person C: *panics*
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
