Posted on Tuesday, June 20, 2017 with 139680 Notes
someone: capitalism is a rational economic system
a bank: hi i noticed you don't have any money in your account, so I'm going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money
#this actually happened to me last week
icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.