all i want to do is touch your hair and trace your skin with kisses
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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
all i want to do is touch your hair and trace your skin with kisses
My mind feels like a broken record, repeating those three words that keep my heart beating. I love you. I love you. I love you.
I look at you and see all the beauty of the sun, the moon, and the stars. I hope one day you will see yourself the way I see you; celestial.
looking at you makes me realize all the things that i’m missing in my life.
highkey just want a tall boy that’s a little older than me that has brown eyes and dark hair and is nice and socially aware and tells me im beautiful all the time and is kind of mysterious
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
Sometimes the bae just don’t realise how pretty she looks…flippin’ her hair like that…..smiling like that… huiissshhhhhhnnngh. She probably still thinks I’m exaggerating, but it’s exactly how I feeeel
When your lady on her period.
this got funnier as it went
“Don’t call her a bitch but
GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”
Facts 😂
There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony
This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing
I want someone to see me at my worst and still be in love with me
Long hair: Hey kid, you want some blades?
Glasses: No! Blades are for skatin’!
[Lowers voice] Ya dingus.
[Distantly] It’s kinda snowy!
( captioned-vines )
This is art.
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