no one: not a single soul: tom hardy: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) is a LOVE story. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, they are a COUPLE they are IN LOVE they are MARRIED. they have arguments like couples do because they are A COUPL-
i’m so glad the venom movies are “bad” because if they were “good” i’d have to sit through 20 mcu inspired setups for generic one-liners more painful than passing a kidney stone a minute and attempts to make tom hardy as eddie brock a neatly packaged clean shaven suit and tie sex symbol that only serve to do the opposite. instead i get the most hilariously earnest attempts to portray whatever the equivalent of a ‘like an old married couple’ relationship between a sweaty neurotic mess of a man and every monster fucker’s dream of an alien slime that is also used for illustrative purposes when you look up the definition of 'bastard’ in the dictionary is and i couldn’t be happier.
The way I see it, Eddie... *slams Eddie into a wall* ...We... *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* ...Can do... *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone's head* ...Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice:
We all have our own... *dramatic pause* ...Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror:
Dumb little bitch, I've reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
